What do you know about the Monroe Doctrine?
It was a document that said no European
country could interfere with America and that America could no interfere with
Europe. It was made by President Monroe and he made it because England was
capturing Americans and forcing them to join their navy against their will.
Tell what you know about Lewis and Clark.
Napoleon needed money and at that time France had all the land west of the Mississippi and so, he’s like “well, if you give me this much money, which wasn’t a lot, then I’ll give you this land” and President Jefferson said sure, we’ll do that and he gave him the money and then Jefferson sent for Lewis and Clark to be the captains of the expedition to explore the new land. And Lewis and Clark set out with a lot of men and they started at the Missouri and it was very difficult and there were a lot of Indians and they traded and some were friendly and some weren’t and there were a lot of grizzly bears and Lewis (or Clark, I can’t remember which) was almost killed by one. he was in the woods hunting when I big grizzly bear came and he couldn’t get up a tree so he threw down his gun and jumped into a river and yelled and the bear look at him in astonishment and just ran away. And then one time they came to a fork int eh Missouri river and the crew thought it was on way and the captains thought it was the to her way so Lewis went with part of the expedition to the south to see if that was the right way. And it was and there was a big waterfall and they kept going. At one point they couldn’t take the big boat they had to take everything in the small canoes. And at they meant an Indian tribe and there was an Indian woman who came with them named Sacagawea and she had a little baby boy and then they reached the Pacific. And when they went back to Missouri, only one single man in the entire party had died.
Would you like to live in Sparta? Why or
why not?
Not. Ever. Ever. Ever. I’d rather live in
a desert island by myself than in Sparta. Because people all walk around naked.
And people have to steal their own food but they get punished if they get
caught stealing their own food. And everyone shares meals, they come together
and shares a meal of a disgusting soup. Also, if someone wants to come into the
group to eat together, they have to be voted on, and if they don’t like the
person they squeeze their bread real hard before they throw it into the basket
but if they do like the person they put it in nice and light and fluffy and if
even one person crumples their bread, the person can not be entered. Lycergus
was the leader and he said he wanted a republic and wanted everyone to have
free choices but they couldn’t ask questions or suggest things, they could only
say Yes or No to laws so it didn’t quite work out.
Describe a picture from this term’s
picture study.
Our artist was Turner. There is one where it’s in the middle of the ocean and it’s all stormy. And they said he insisted on being tied to a mast in the middle of the storm so he could get a better view of everything. And he survived. In the picture, there is a boat being tossed and turned and there is a city behind it.
Samples from Jonah's Exams:
Tell about the Siege of Calais or Wat Tyler's
rebellion.
The Siege of Calais. So, the French had
put a siege on Calais and they were surrounded and a siege is where they
surround the city and if they ever come out they kill them and people can’t get
food to them so they eventually run out of food and have to give up otherwise
they’ll die of starvation. So they didn’t want to do that and they couldn’t
stop and it was a long time, so the leader wrote a letter to the king of I
don’t remember, the king of someplace to come and help them. And then he sent
the letter. So it was 3 months and then the king came but he didn’t do anything
so they all waited and waited but he didn’t do anything and then, a long time
later, he went away without doing anything. So they were angry and then they
said “we have to give up” so they did and they said “spare us” and they said
“the rest can go but pick 6 men and I will do anything I want with those men”
so they said “well, we have to.” So the bravest and wealthiest and best man of
the city said “I will go” and the best other 5 men said the same thing so the
king said “we will put you to death” but the queen said “NOO! Don’t” and then she
said “I will set them free with food and clothing” but the king said “I wish
you weren’t here but I will do it” so he gave them to her and she gave them
food and clothing and some money and sent them off.
Tell your favorite part of the Wind in the
Willows.
So Toady was going, going, going, going and
singing while he went. And then he saw a motor car and he was so happy. And it
went poop, poop, poop and then it came closer. But then he said “Oh, no” and
then he fainted – because it was the very people he had stolen the motorcar
from! So he fainted. And the people inside the motorcar said “Oh, no, there is
a poor washerwoman!” And then they took her up and then he started to feel
better so he sat up and said “oh, my, could I sit in the front seat” “Oh sure”
said the person next to toady. And then he said “Oh, can I drive the car? I’m
sure I have watched you good enough” and they said “okay” and then he started
slow but went fast, faster until he was zooming. And then he went “I am no
washer woman, I am the masterful toad!” and he drove it right into the pond.
And the he was singing a song a bit like this “The motorcar went poop poop, all
down the road, and who should drive it into the pond, Ingenious Mr. Toad!” but
before he was singing he was saying “oh, drat, oh, drat,” but that was before
he was driving the car. And then he said “oh, no a policeman and ran away from
the policeman.
Describe your favorite picture from this term's picture study.
So it’s in a temple sort of thing and they are
looking at a bunch of pictures, like we also did, and there are two people and
there is a big view of Rome and its open at the side and there are some statues
and art and its like a temple or something like that.

































