Children ask a lot of interesting questions. Here is a sampling of what I have been asked in the last month or so:
- Do you ever fart? (1st grade girl)
- Do you dye your hair? (7th grade boy)
When I replied no, his response was "oh, cause it's kinda cool." Then he turned to the boy next to him and said "She doesn't dye it, I guess it is just naturally cool like that."- How much money do you make? (7th grade boy, different kid but same class as the last)
- Why won't teachers ever tell you how much money they make? (the boy sitting next to the previous one - that was a very curious class)
- Are you pregnant? (1st grade girl)
For the record, I'm pretty sure she didn't think I was pregnant but was just using the question as a way to bring up the fact that her mom is pregnant and soon she will be a big sister. And, considering where we live and my age, my ability to say no is pretty rare so it isn't really that weird of a question. The high number of pregnant teachers here has apparently reached newsworthy levels.
I'm interested to know how you handled "do you ever fart?"
ReplyDeleteI just told her that everyone farts sometimes. Her reply "hmm, that's true, but my brother farts all the time"
ReplyDeleteAs a teacher you could have introduced her to the word "flatulance."
ReplyDeleteKids are hilarious!
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