Kwanzaa = Krap

I really really really hate Kwanzaa. I passionately hate Kwanzaa. And I was pretty sure I wrote about my hatred of Kwanzaa and the reasons for it on my old Xanga site last Christmas, before my days of "real blogging." But I can't find it and I'm really too tired and sick to think through and explain all of the many reasons why I feel the way I do about Kwanzaa. So I'm going to be lazy and link to this on Coyote Blog. Please go read it, because why wouldn't you want to read an article that uses the phrase "socialist-Marxist-collectivist-totalitarian crap?" Even you, Rachel, I know you do, just so you can argue against it of course, but that's okay, that's why we love you. And if for some odd reason, that phrase doesn't inspire you to go read that article, do it anyway, because if you don't, I will know and I will feel compelled to write my own. And that will take energy away from more important things, like napping. Because when you are sick, even napping takes energy.