7.03.2008

The six things I learned last night

1. You can tell that your apartment is hot when the coconut oil on one's dresser melts.

2. Despite the fact that the cup of coconut oil has been sitting on one's dresser for the entire year, the day that it become a liquid is the day that the cat will knock it onto the floor in the middle of the night.

3. Even though 95% of the oil lands in the super thick carpet leaving one the impossible task of cleaning it up the next morning, one teaspoon does manage to get onto the cat.

4. Cats do not like having coconut oil on them and will loudly spend hours trying to clean it off of themselves.

5. Coconut oil is very difficult to get out of car fur and licking only results in the tiny amount of oil being spread all over the cat.

6. Cats with coconut oil in their fur bear a strange resembles to John Travolta and may make one randomly want to sing out "Summer loving...."

6 comments :

  1. That's hilarious and unfortunate. Poor kitty and poor you.

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  2. did you take pictures? The cleaning up of the mess probably ranked higher on the "to do" list, but if you happened to take one, I vote you post it :)

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  3. Are you now considering a dog

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  4. And that is six more reasons why we do not own a cat. We don't have a dog either, but that's another story. =)

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  5. Alas, no pictures were taken. But it didn't go away until we gave her a bath so Craig and I got many a laugh out of the situation...and now that she is done sulking over the injustice of the bath I can now snuggle with a fluffy lavender scented kitty. Love and laughs...cats have so much to offer.

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