To whom it may concern:
I really don't appreciate receiving your "Spring " catalogs when I have to stand in two feet of snow to open my mailbox. I don't want to look at picture of happy people frolicking on boat docks while wearing sandals or capri pants or anything in a pastel color. Honestly people, it is February and there is snow on the ground in a good percentage of the country. You're being cruel, truly cruel. So stop before I boycott your company for good...or at least until you have a really good sale.
Sincerely,
I can see where that would be akin to receiving a cupcake catalog while one is at fat camp.
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